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THE DEVILS DISHES

Here you fucking go again breaking the devil's dishes.
I don't need no skevoose like you coming round here anymore.
Go climb up your thumb! Before they measure you up for the wooden kimono
Those little flippers are pretty swift when it comes to other peoples cush.
Just another Cujinette shaking her ass. Thinking your something special.
Your nuttin more than werehed up sticky Coney Island whitefish to me honey.
A funny-faced fat-fuck running off with me money.
Stop ringing that bell in me head like a third rate Shala-bubbala.
Drinking dat yeller piss from another cheesy pink banana.
Yeah you go skid-addle leaving me in a stream of shit without a paddle.
I'm gonna find you! We aint gonna chew that fat!
When I know where you are you aint gonna talk no more.
You'll be screaming, mercy, mercy, mercy, with four on the floor.
I shoulda put you in the can house with all those other cheap bims.
You can stop your yapping, soon yous gonna be Zotzed babe.
Couple of bean shooters gonna appear out of the dark.
A little bit of Chicago lightning, just for you kitten.
Yeah you always go over the edge with the rams, ten to many eel juices.
I betcha gowed-up again, and to think we used to drink from the same bottle.
All this for a few berries this is gonna be so eggs in the coffee to me.
I'm heeled baby, the high pillow a real Bruno. Watch out for the chopper squad!
Killing you is gonna be duck soup to me! Another Harlem sunset!
No croaker is gonna be able to put you back together.
Just another red light from the rattler. Hitting the tracks in pieces
Bye Bye Baby, baby bye bye. RUB OUT. It's time for the BIG one.

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from MURGATROYD THE MONSTER (A NORTHERN NOIR), released April 20, 2013

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