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MURGATROYD ATTACKS

How did he catch me?
I'm tied up and tortured
Another smack another crack

I were doing so well, killing those lads
I should of looked over me back
Before Murgatroyd attacked

There he were
A clunk on the noggin
...and I wake up here, feeling dead

I'm in dragons den
The lions lair
Gorra get out
No time to spare

He's shouting! asking me where all the brass were
But I had stashed it well
He can shout all he wants, he can go to HELL

I can do it though, jump up and go
The rope isn't strong, its as thin as string
I can escape, I can do this thing

I will be out of here, it won't take too long
He just needs to turn his back and I'll be gone
But o' no, here he guz again
Will this interrogation ever end?

He's got out the knives, another slash across the face
Murgatroyd the MONSTER is such a disgrace
All I need to do is reach down and grab his gun
Another great escape and off I run

I'm gonna get rid of this bastard once and for all
Shoot the fat bloater the repulsive fool
He will be pushing up daisies before the night is through

I'm all alone with just mesen to save
This MONSTER I'm going to petrify
In Mother Shiptons cave
Just another small time crook
Destined for a shallow grave

I'll be free and the cash will be mine
Onto to Brid for opening time
... a sour glass of red
From a bottle of screw top wine

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from MURGATROYD THE MONSTER (A NORTHERN NOIR), released April 20, 2013

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Andrew Liles is a prolific solo artist, producer, remixer and sometime member of Nurse With Wound and Current 93.

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